"Gather Ye Rosebuds While Ye May" is a poem by Robert Herrick. This poem portrays our existence on earth, and that people age as life goes on, and everything becomes boundless. Herrick here urges people to take advantage of youth and energy while they may! The poem is in the genre of carpe diem, to seize the day.

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Shit!

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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

8 comments:

chika said...

LOL!

No3iK said...

LOL thats some annoying passenger!

Hasan.B said...

LOL! I have to meet that girl

ĐǻñĎõøðñ said...

loooool...very smart, and very useful to those annoying people on the plane ;)

eshda3wa said...

looool

7elwah

Rashisha said...

hahahahaha

Hamitaf La B. said...

IM DEFINATELY GOING TO USE THAT WITH ANYONE WHO STARTS YAPPING NEXT TO ME IN AN AIRPLANE!!

Ansam said...

Chika-
:-)

no3ik-
Yeah! He was asking for it

Hasan-
I am sure you want to

ĐǻñĎõøðñ-
Might as well use her line... right?

Eshda3wa-
Yep! hehehehe

Rashisha-
:-D

Hamitaf-
LOL yes, do so!

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