"Gather Ye Rosebuds While Ye May" is a poem by Robert Herrick. This poem portrays our existence on earth, and that people age as life goes on, and everything becomes boundless. Herrick here urges people to take advantage of youth and energy while they may! The poem is in the genre of carpe diem, to seize the day.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

The Famed Talking Mirror!

Shrek, Beyonce and Denzel Washington were all having lunch together.

Shrek said, I've always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?

Beyonce
agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'

Denzel Washington said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.'

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Beyonce was the most gorgeous and Denzel Washington was the sexiest. They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.


The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'

Denzel Washington perked up and said: 'And I know for sure that I'm the sexiest man alive.'

But Beyonce lifted her sad, gorgeous face and said............

'WHO THE HELL IS ANSAM????'

18 comments:

Doesn't Play Well With Others said...

haa haa, me likey, good 1 ;p

byteofcoffee said...

LOL :P

Jewaira said...

:)

Big Pearls said...

loooool, ur amazing:)

powder said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOL unexpected ending , me likie :D

Grey said...

hahahaha ! yep ! the mirror speaketh the truth !

Delly said...

LOOOL!!!! 7ilwa :p

KTDP said...

nice one ;)

dreamy said...

hahahah you are =)

shoosha said...

then ansam goes to the mirror and asks it "whos the most gorgeous one in the world" and the mirror answered


SHOOSHA :D

Fastidious Babe said...

lool :P

PaLoMiNo said...

LOOOOL 7ilwa ;D

..::Amu::.. said...

me no laughing me maby laughing me maly 5lg go to dawam tomorrow!!

Ansam said...

Doesn't Play Well With Others-
Glad you liked it ;-)

byteofcoffee-
heheheh :-)

Jewaira-
;-)

Big Pearls-
hehehe thanks Pearls!

powder-
I know hehehehe

Grey-
oh thanks!!! :-) *blushes*

Delly-
thanks :-D

KTDP-
Thank you

dreamy-
awww :-***

shoosha-
No no.. the END after Beyonce peaks :-P

Fastidious Babe-
:-P hehehe

PaLoMiNo-
heheheh cool, glad you liked it

..::Amu::..
Boo Hoo :-P!

Bashar said...

"Mirror mirror on the wall... who is the geekiest of them all". Did you try that one? ;)

Ohh and by the way, there is a hired killer after you now I guess :>

Ansam said...

Bashar-
LOL Bashar is :-P
Should I be afraid? and why kill me? I am a nice person!!!!

psychoorigin said...

LOLLLLLLL I'm sure the mirror's right i don't like beyonce anyway ;p

Ansam said...

psychoorigin-
LOL thanks... hehehehe I think Beyonce asked whos the most gorgeous one of all :-P so good :-P

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