Inspired by KTDP.
Auditor: Person that arrives after battle to finish off the wounded.
Bank: A place that will lend you money only when you don't need it.
Bear Market: Eight months when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry and the husband gets no sex.
Broker: Poorer than you were last year.
Budget: Written proof that you can't afford the things you want.
Bull Market: A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
CEO: Chief embezzlement officer.
CFO: Chief fraud officer.
Day Trader: A more socially acceptable gambling addict.
EBIT: Earnings before irregularities and tampering.
EBITDA: Earnings before I tricked the dumb auditor.
EPS: Eventual prison sentence.
FRS: Fantasy reporting standards.
P/E Ratio: The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
Profit: A man that prays to God.
Standard and Poor (S&P): Your life in a nutshell.
Stock Analyst: Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
Stock Market Correction: The term your broker uses for a stock market crash.
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9 comments:
looooool i loved this post especially since my major was in this stuff :)
Funny, really liked the auditor bit :p
ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! dont remind meeee i have a bachelor degre of finance . o eshtaghalt in the core of finance after grad!!! i hate it i haaaaate it . ashwa i changed my feeld of work
GAAAD! now Im confused they all look predictive..
looool .... very funny ....
this post doesn't relate to me at all!
Yara-
hehehe they are!
Anonymous-
And the broker too :-)
choowies-
Some things are better left dormant huh? :-P
Oranjina Fadidra-
:-)
KTDP-
Thanks :-) Its your post(s) about medical terms that inspired me to post this! I received it by email and was like why not!
Big Pearls-
hehehe
Too true to be funny!
intlxpatr-
Yep hehehehe
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