Monday, March 23, 2009

Ahmed, My Nephew


A conversation between my sister and her 7 year old son...

Ahmed: Mom
Mom: Yes honey
Ahmed: I don't want to go to school tomorrow! I don't want to go to school... period.
Mom: That's fine by me... but why?
Ahmed: I know how to speak both English and Arabic just fine, and I also have some basics in French. I think I am covered
Mom: OK! No worries, but just answer one question for me, Okay?
Ahmed: Yes mommy
Mom: What does globalization mean?
Ahmed: I mean I am Arabic, and such word in English is no big deal to me
Mom: Fine, then tell me what is عولمه (which is a translation of the same word in Arabic)
Ahmed: Well, what I really meant is that I am Kuwaiti.
Mom: Fine. Then don't go to school
Ahmed: *SHOCKED*

At the gas station

Mom: See that guy filling our car with gas? The poor man did not get the chance to finish school
Ahmed: *Silent*
Mom: So Ahmed... .when you grow up, just tell me which gas station you like and I will work all kind of "wasta" (connections) for you

At night, before Ahmed went to bed

Ahmed: Mom
Mom: Yes honey?
Ahmed: Please wake me up for school tomorrow
Mom: Sure :-) Good night baby :-*
Ahmed: Good night mom

15 comments:

  1. awwww this is one of the cutest converstaions ever :)

    mashallah i really liked how ur sis reacted ! very smart of her indeed ;->

    allah y5aleelukum eyaah o ytraba eb 3zkum =)

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  2. Conversation between myself and my future son.

    Potential Dropout Son : Hey dad
    Dad : Yo
    PDS : I don't want to go to school tomorrow
    Dad *poof boom* punch that mofo well out of it and give him a black eye preemptively for any future stupid shit he intends to come up with.

    Solid parenting.

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  4. I love this conversation. He is adorable. She is one smart Mommy.

    My husband still laughs his head off with a conversation with our six year old son yelling down the stairs "Mom, why did God make testicles?"

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  5. Smart mum :)

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    cute ahmed :)

    if that was he in the pic then ana 7addy i loved him .. send him a kiss from me :)

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  6. looool so sweet bnt khaltee lama her dad told her that she is going to clean the house if she didn`t want to go school she said ok ana abee aroo7 madresa el khadmaat !!! shee6ana

    alaah ykhleeh likom enshalah

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  7. i like the way of how his mom handled it - Very smart!

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  8. Anonymous-
    I like how she handled it too.
    Thanks

    TI3GIB-
    LOL I should show this to my sister hehehe

    intlxpatr-
    Thanks... I like it too :-)
    LOL @ your son! TOO CUTE!

    Cat-
    LOL! Yeah, thats him.... pullin Puss in Boots! 3ayyaar!

    New Bride-
    hahaha hathy wa7da
    Alla yekhaleha lekom

    bsanctuary-
    Yeah me too :-)

    q8diet.com-
    Hatha wa7ed! 3ayyaaaar hehehe

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  9. What a great mom! Mashala Alla y5aleeha 7ag waladha

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  10. 1001 Nights-
    Thanks :-) alla yesalmich wekhaleech :-)

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  11. LOOOOL hes too cute oo mashallah 3alaiha his mom 3arfat shitrid 3alaih

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  12. Hehehehe I love your sister!

    Mashallah mashallah mashalla, she's a great mother :D

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  13. Swair-
    7abbitich el3afia... I am sure you will be a great mother too :-)

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